the-real-scott-pilgrim:

I will punish my kids by making them listen to black veil brides


ghoulsbestfiend:

In desperate need of a haircut. 

(Source: saltonaslugg)


bohemea:

John Waters
novocainelipstick:


the john waters advent calender:
Day 1… Get naked and smoke. Day 2… Ask a neighbour if they find it funny that every man in the neighborhood has a penis. Day 3… Flash someone. Day 4… Get your hair done. Day 5. Go to a porn theatre (or rent a porno movie) and “pop a load” Day 6… Whenever you hear someone say “shit” tell them you hate the brown word. Day 7… Exclaim “What a day for an execution!” to strangers. Day 8… Stomp on someones foot - laugh maniacally. Day 9… Play “car accident.” (Be sure to have plenty of ketchup on hand.) Day 10… Get a baby sitting job - throw wild destructive party. Trash everything. Day 11… Admit to God that you are a whore. Day 12… Tell your nephew (or other younger male relative) you’d be so happy if he turned nelly and found a nice beautician boyfriend. Day 13… Seduce a bus driver. Day 14… Refer to your daughter (or young female relative) as “that little MF” Day 15… Write “I sniff jury underpants” (or other obscenity) in a bathroom stall. Day 16… Have sloppy joes for dinner. Day 17… Go to doctor and demand “a wang.” Day 18… At the dinner table exclaim loudly “I’m so hungry I could eat cancer.” Day 19… Tell someone that you’re a thief, a shit kicker and that you’d like to be famous. Day 20… Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. Day 21… Have sex with a midget in the back of a car. Day 22… Be celibate for celluloid. Day 23… Watch “Christmas Evil” with JW commentary. Day 24… Send someone a bowel movement. Bonus day - Return all your Christmas gifts for money because…. “you can do that you know.”
(john “meat thief” waters photographed by john russell)

Sooooo gonna do this

My girlfriend stirs her tea/coffee with her pen…I don’t think she knows she does it. She does it so unconsciously….I think it’s the cutest shit ever.




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milftank:

The Cramps ~ Zombie Dance

(Source: impermeable)


Why do people unfollow other’s for having an opinion?

hellsbelll:

I’m not talking about shitty opinions like, “I agree with Hitler” or “I hate gay people.”

I’m talking about insignificant shit like, “I don’t like this band for this reason.” or “I don’t like this show for this reason.”

It’s not only unbelievably stupid,but unbelievably immature. I’m going to assume we’re all adults here-or at least at an age where we can actually behave maturely and deal with the fact that some people aren’t going to dig certain things. 

(Source: saltonaslugg)


You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles white. I don’t need a god. I have you and your beautiful mouth, your hands holding onto me, the nails leaving unfelt wounds, your hot breath on my neck. The taste of your saliva. The darkness is ours. The nights belong to us. Everything we do is secret. Nothing we do will ever be understood; we will be feared and kept well away from. It will be the stuff of legend, endless discussion and limitless inspiration for the brave of heart. It’s you and me in this room, on this floor. Beyond life, beyond morality. We are gleaming animals painted in moonlit sweat glow. Our eyes turn to jewels and everything we do is an example of spontaneous perfection. I have been waiting all my life to be with you. My heart slams against my ribs when I think of the slaughtered nights I spent all over the world waiting to feel your touch. The time I annihilated while I waited like a man doing a life sentence. Now you’re here and everything we touch explodes, bursts into bloom or burns to ash. History atomizes and negates itself with our every shared breath. I need you like life needs life. I want you bad like a natural disaster. You are all I see. You are the only one I want to know. Henry Rollins (via hellsbelll)
hellsbelll:

IT’S FUCKING PERFECT.
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